GOOSE GETS CALL RICE ON SIDE

GOOSE GOSSAGE WAS ELECTED TO BASEBALLS HALL OF FALL!!!! CONGRATULATIONS GOOSE. JIM RICE MUST WAIT ANOTHER YEAR, WHATS WRONG WITH THESE VOTERS? I'M A YANKEES FAN AND A RED SOX HATER BUT THIS GUY WAS THE REAL DEAL. FOR 10 YEARS WHEN HE WAS AT BAT YOU WERE SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS.MAYBE SOME OF THE YOUNGER VOTERS DIDN'T SEE HIM PLAY.WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO SEE HIM AND GOOSE GO IN TOGETHER AFTER THE EPIC HEAD TO HEAD BATTLES THEY HAD IN THE LATE 70's.

WING WAGON

IF YOU WANT THE BEST WINGS IN THE WORLD,SERVED BY THE NICEST PEOPLE,GO TO WING WAGON. ITS ON FLATBUSH AVE NEAR PARK PL IN PARK SLOPE.MILD,MED OR HOT THIS IS THE SPOT.

G.E. # 2

WE PLAY THIS LITTLE PITCH AND PUTT AT RIIS PARK, AND AFTER MISSING A 10FT CHIP FROM CLOSE TO THE PARK HOUSE MY FRIEND TURNS TO ME AND SAYS " IT STINKS LIKE PISS OVER THERE ". DIDN'T KNOW THE SENSE OF SMELL WAS CONNECTED TO THE GOLF SWING.NAME LEFT OUT AS THIS PAL IS A LITTLE SENSITIVE.

OPEN DOORS FOR GOOSE

TODAY THEY VOTE ON THE BASEBALL HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2008.GOOSE GOSSAGE HAS JUST MISSED GOING IN LAST YEAR,IF YOU LOOK AT THE NUMBERS HE DOMINATED. HE PITCHED WHEN RELIEVERS WOULD COME INTO GAME IN 7TH INNING WITH 2 MEN ON BASE AND FINISH INNING AND GAME. MANY TIMES GOING MORE THEN 2 INNING,TWICE HE CAME IN AND PITCHED 7 INNINGS.UNHEARD OF IN TODAYS GAME. WITH 124 WINS AND 310 SAVES GOOSE SHOULD BE IN.... TO BE CONT...

ROCKET SHUT UP

IS CLEMENS NUTS? PRESS CONFERENCE'S, LAW SUITS,TAPED PHONE CALLS. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AS YOUR DIGGING A DEEPER HOLE FOR YOURSELF. I WILL SAY THIS, I THOUGHT YOU WERE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. SEEMS NOT SO IN THIS CASE. IF HE DID DO IT, HE'S ONLY ONE OF MANY GUYS WHO HAVE. THERE LOOKS LIKE A WITCH HUNT GOING ON HERE.

G.E. # 1

" THE RABBITS GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP " AS WE LIKE TO PLAY EARLY WE SOMETIMES GET THE EARLIEST TEE TIME CALLED THE RABBIT WHERE YOU START ON 2ND HOLE SKIPPING 1ST HOLE, HENCE THE RABBIT. AFTER ABOUT SEVEN CONSECUTIVE MISSED DRIVES, CHIP'S AND PUTT'S MY COUSIN TURNED TO ME AND SAID THE RABBITS GOT ME ALL FUCKED UP. AFTER THAT ALL FOUR OF US WAS FUCKED UP AS WE LAUGHED TILL OUR FACES HURT... SORRY MARK YOUR #1.

GOLF EXCUSES

STARTING TODAY I WILL BE POSTING GOLF EXCUSES I HAVE HEARD ON THE COURSE. ONE A DAY. EVENTUALLY ALL THE EXCUSES WILL BE PUT INTO A BOOK. I HAVE HEARD MANY MANY REASONS FOR A BAD SWING OR BAD SHOT, SO IM NOT GONNA LIMIT THE NUMBER. LETS START TODAY AND SEE HOW MANY WE COME UP WITH. FEEL FREE TO TELL ME SOME THAT YOU HEARD AND I'LL POST THEM.YOU GUYS KNOW WHO YOU ARE.