TRANSIT MUSEUM

ON MARCH 19TH AND 20TH THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL WORKSHOP DEDICATED TO PRINTMAKING AND THE ARTIST MARVIN FRANKLIN. A TRANSIT WORKER WHO STUDIED ART THAT WAS KILLED ON THE TRACKS BY A TRAIN. HIS EXHIBIT RUNS THROUGH MARCH 30TH. SOME COOL ART FROM A COOL GUY.

GO GET EM MARTY

WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE? A DYING BROOKLYN TEENAGER'S ONLY WISH IS TO BE PROMOTED TO 8TH GRADE, AND SCHOOL OFFICALS ARE HOLDING HIM BACK DUE TO A FAILED MATH TEST WHICH CHILD TOOK WITH 103 FEVER. BROOKLYN BOROUGH PRESIDENT MARTY MARKOWITZ MADE A FEW CALLS AND NOW TUNES HAVE CHANGED.DEPT.OF ED. SPOKESMAN NOW SAYS IF CHILD IS TERMINALLY ILL THEY WILL PROMOTE HIM. A SMALL WISH FOR A DYING BOY GRANTED. IN BROOKLYN WE FIGHT FOR OUR SONS. GOOD JOB MARTY.

YOU CALL THIS PIZZA ?

DOMINO'S IS OFFERING SPEECH LESSONS TO BROOKLYNITES, SEEMS LIKE THEY DON'T LIKE OUR ACCENTS. WELL FOR ONE THING, YOUR PIZZA SUCKS, AND 1 IN 4 AMERICANS CAN TRACE THEIR ROOTS BACK TO BROOKLYN. AND EVERYONE LOVES A REAL BROOKLYN ACCENT. A MAJOR MARKETING MISTAKE WHICH THEY WILL FEEL ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY. I DON'T EAT THAT SHIT PIZZA AND NOW IF I WAS STARVING AND THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES OPEN I WON'T GO THERE. FUHGEDDABOUTIT! FANABILA ....( IN ITALIAN THAT'S F U )

LETS MAKE HISTORY

I'M NOT HUGE ON POLITICS BUT WATCHING A LITTLE TONITE AND I'M GOING WITH HILLARY CLINTON OR BARACK OBAMA. MCCAIN REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER BUSH. AND DO WE EVEN NEED TO GO OVER HIS RECORD. IF EITHER HILLARY OR OBAMA BECOME PRESIDENT WE WILL HAVE MADE HISTORY.

CROCHET CORAL REEF

WOMEN AROUND THE COUNTRY ARE CROCHING TOGETHER DIFFERENT COLORS TO BRING AWARENESS TO THE DESTRUCTION OF THE CORAL REEF'S. SO FAY IT'S OVER 3,000 SQUARE FEET AND COUNTING. IT WILL BE ARRIVING IN NYC IN APRIL.

MADE IN BROOKLYN

AVERY FISHER WAS BORN IN BROOKLYN ON MARCH 4TH 1906. A PIONEER OF THE MUSIC BUSINESS HE DONATED $10.5 MILLION TO LINCOLN CENTER OF PERFOMING ARTS, THUS HAVING PHILHARMONIC HALL RENAMED AVERY FISHER HALL. I SAW THE ALLMAN BROTHERS BAND THERE IN 1988 3RD ROW CENTER. BROOKLYN'S STAMP IS EVERYWHERE.

GREEN CARTS

BROOKLYNITES WILL BE EATING FRESH FRUITS AND VEGETABLES COME THIS SPRING AS THE CITY WILL BE GIVING 350 PERMITS TO GREEN CART VENDORS, WHICH WILL BE STATIONED IN THE AREAS MOST NEEDED. GET HEALTHY, GO GREEN.