Wednesday, March 5, 2008

GO GET EM MARTY


WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE? A DYING BROOKLYN TEENAGER'S ONLY WISH IS TO BE PROMOTED TO 8TH GRADE, AND SCHOOL OFFICALS ARE HOLDING HIM BACK DUE TO A FAILED MATH TEST WHICH CHILD TOOK WITH 103 FEVER. BROOKLYN BOROUGH PRESIDENT MARTY MARKOWITZ MADE A FEW CALLS AND NOW TUNES HAVE CHANGED.DEPT.OF ED. SPOKESMAN NOW SAYS IF CHILD IS TERMINALLY ILL THEY WILL PROMOTE HIM. A SMALL WISH FOR A DYING BOY GRANTED. IN BROOKLYN WE FIGHT FOR OUR SONS. GOOD JOB MARTY.

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