TOILET BOWL NEXT ?

WHEN ARE THEY GONNA NAME ONE OF THESE BOWL GAMES THE TOILET BOWL? SOMETHING IS WRONG IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL.NEW YEARS DAY WAS ALWAYS THE BIG BOWL DAY. I SEE THERE IS 5 BOWL GAMES LEFT WHICH MAKES 30 TOTAL. WITH STILL NO CLEAR NATIONAL CHAMPION.THE BCS GAME IS ON MONDAY WITH THE TEAMS NOT PLAYING FOR ALMOST A MONTH,SOME KIND OF TOURNAMENT NEEDS TO BE INSTITUTED. EVEN IF ITS JUST A FINAL 4 TYPE WITH WINNERS FACING OFF FOR CHAMPIONSHIP.MONEY WINS AGAIN!!!